Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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