69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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