community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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