Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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