lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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