Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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