He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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