so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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