i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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