true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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