He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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