Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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