My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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