Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You're my little dorito
Porn is love you can see.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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