Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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