woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you never un-have a 4some
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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