The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He felt like a one man threesome
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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