the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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