But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
