if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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