It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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