Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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