it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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