We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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