I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i think my cat just said my name.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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