I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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