Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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