My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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