No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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