So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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