Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
either way he was missing a nipple.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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