where am i from again
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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