I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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