Define "chronic" masturbator.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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