Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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