Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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