I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She even gives head with a lisp.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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