Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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