the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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