we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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