I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
A+ Viking dick
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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