Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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