He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
