There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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