I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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