I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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