That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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