you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
