Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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