i barfeds in our rink
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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