she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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