I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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