I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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